Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
None of them can play hockey.
The general manager, coach and six Maple Leaf starters walk into a bar.
Nobody is surprised.
What's so funny about a seven-game winless streak?
The Maple Leafs, these days called the 0-6-1 Maple Leafs, are off to a terrible start to the season and making things worse, they have a week between games to allow plenty of time for Leaf-bashing.
To pass the time, we want to hear your Maple Leafs favourite jokes. Use the comments section of this article to send us your jokes and the Star will publish a selection in Thursday's edition.
